Dustin The Turkey - Irlande douze points

February 24, 2008 by admin  
Filed under Eurovision Lyrics

Irelande Douze Pointe

Ireland 2008 Eurovision Song

 

Oh, I come from a nation
What knows how to write a song
Oh Europe, where oh where did it all go wrong?
Come on!

Irlande douze points

Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan’s wig
Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan’s gig

Shake your feathers and bop your beak
Shake ‘em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle in the air to the turkey beat

Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Do the funky beat
Come on

D O B double B L E, yeah…

Hello Abba, hello Bono, hello Helsinki
Ola Prague, hello sailor, c’est la vie
Auf Wiedersehen, Mama Mia, and God save the Queen
Bonjour Serbia, good day Austria
You know what I mean

Shake your feathers and bop your beak
Shake ‘em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle in the air to the turkey beat

Shake your feathers and bop your beak
Shake ‘em to the west and to the east
Wave euro hands and euro feet
Wiggle in the air to the turkey beat

Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points

Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points
Do the funky beat
Come on

Give us another chance, we’re sorry for riverdance
Sure Flately, he’s a yank
And the Danube flows through France
Block vote, shock vote
Give your twelve today
You’re all invited to Dublin, Ireland
And we’ll party the Shamrock way

Irlande douze points – Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points – Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points – Irlande douze points
Irlande douze points – do the funky beat
Come on

Irlande douze points, Irlande douze points

Eastern Europe, we love you
Do you like Irish stew?
Or goulash as it is to you?
(Irlande douze points, Irlande douze points)

Listen Bulgaria, we love you
Belarus, Georgia, Montenegro
Moldovia, Albania, Croatia
Poland, Russia, Ukraine
Macedonia, love you Turkey
Hungary, Estonia, Slovakia
Armenia, Bosnia-Herzegova
And don’t forget the Swiss

Comments

32 Comments on "Dustin The Turkey - Irlande douze points"

  1. ♫ Eurovision News: on Sun, 24th Feb 2008 2:03 am 

    [...] Dustin The Turkey to represent Ireland at ESC 2008 [...]

  2. ♫ Vote for The Best Super Saturday 2008 Winner on Sun, 24th Feb 2008 6:08 pm 

    [...] Euroband - This Is My Life, Croatia: Kraljevi Ulice - Romanca, Ireland: Dustin the Turkey - Irlande douze points, Poland: Isis Gee - For Life, Romania: Nico si Vlad Miriţă - Pe-o margine de lume, Bulgaria: Deep [...]

  3. jonti_swe on Sat, 5th Apr 2008 8:49 pm 

    Quite funny, it’s a good “joke song” if you like that kind of songs but I’m not a that big fan of them….I don’t think nor want that this one wins but it’ll probably reach the finals….

  4. admin on Sat, 5th Apr 2008 9:16 pm 

    It might even win which is scary

  5. jonti_swe on Sat, 5th Apr 2008 11:16 pm 

    Yea well I don’t think it’ll win but in the top it will surely be, Ukraine finished second with a “joke song” last year and Lithuania had that “we are the winners of eurovision” which they came quite high with too some years ago, think it was 2006 :P

  6. admin on Sat, 5th Apr 2008 11:26 pm 

    ah yeah it was in 2006. One of the worst songs ever!
    lol
    Well I hope you are right!

  7. jonti_swe on Sat, 5th Apr 2008 11:31 pm 

    Haha yea, it was a little funny maybe but not good :P
    This song is not the worst this year though, think spain and estonia probably are the worst….those are also joke songs lol

  8. TASHA! on Tue, 22nd Apr 2008 5:29 pm 

    Yeh we wil win!!!
    geeeeewon d IRISH! :P

    hahha! yeh its a joke , least we can hav a laf!

  9. admin on Tue, 22nd Apr 2008 5:38 pm 

    I’d be worried if Irish people missed a laugh :P
    Now I actually can’t wait to see what will happen! lol

  10. IrishBabesRule on Thu, 1st May 2008 11:29 pm 

    Go on ireland!! vote 4 us to win and put an end to BLOCK voting!! the song is catchy and no one can pull of jokes better than us irish!! its basically taking the piss out of the eurovision Block voting etc.. its about time some did!! go us go us!!
    slainte agus slan go foill!!

  11. S H A N N A N ! ! ! on Tue, 13th May 2008 8:31 pm 

    IRLANDE DOUZE POINTS!!!!

    fukin class song!!

    im from I R E L A N D!!

    whooop whooop!!!

    GO ON YA GUD TING!! [Dustin's famous phrase]

  12. 12points on Sat, 17th May 2008 9:51 am 

    Allez l’Irlande, douze points for you, I love it, I love you, Irlande je vous aime !!!

  13. admin on Tue, 20th May 2008 8:50 pm 

    Irelande Douze Pointe hypnosis is no way working for me! I do not think it is funny nor in any way amusing! Shame!

  14. ESC 2008 on Tue, 20th May 2008 10:02 pm 

    [...] origineel, stralend vrolijk en klasse uitstralend. Met de f van fijn, even iets anders dan funky beats. “Belgische inzending vol vertrouwen voor halve finale”, “Ishtar is een groep [...]

  15. Carol Manning on Tue, 20th May 2008 10:21 pm 

    mad mad mad only ireland would get away with it

  16. jonti_swe on Tue, 20th May 2008 10:49 pm 

    I’m happy this didn’t reach the final. it was not at all funny on the stage. and one joke song in the final (Spain) is already enough! I take back the points I gave it in the forum!

  17. Em on Wed, 21st May 2008 9:08 am 

    Awful, just awful. Thank God it didn’t go through to the final.

  18. Dreana on Wed, 21st May 2008 10:12 am 

    yes, thank god :) i was scared there for a bit :p, in 2006 those idiots from lithuania got through…
    ukraine was not as near as bad as this song!! :)

  19. admin on Wed, 21st May 2008 3:58 pm 

    Well.. good for the turkey that he took the chance to say Irelande Douze Pointe
    lol
    Here’s a video of Dustin’s performance in Belgrade

  20. Ann on Wed, 21st May 2008 5:33 pm 

    I think it was about time someone stood up for the eurovision. Years ago it was a program you could watch with enjoyment with the whole familiy because there were good singers and the best song won. Now it is just a laugh, and not a very funny laugh. Since it went nearer to the east it has been anything but enjoyable. I have not enjoyed it one bit. This song from Ireland is a protest song and I am proud that the irish people decided to stand up and put this song through and finally say something about it.

  21. Megan on Wed, 21st May 2008 6:37 pm 

    Eastern Europe, we love you
    Do you like Irish stew?
    Or goulash as it is to you?

    It’s true

  22. jonti_swe on Wed, 21st May 2008 7:41 pm 

    I think Eastern Europe has had the best songs lately and therefore they have had many winners….
    but joke songs like this, estonia, spain and belgium destroy the competition!

  23. Deniz on Wed, 21st May 2008 11:44 pm 

    It looks better in Thanksgiving Day

  24. Spooky690 on Thu, 22nd May 2008 7:59 am 

    The music is crap but i seriously enjoy watching, really funny n it has rithm, this should win the best joke song this year. I dont think spain is as funny as this, n the spanish vocals is crap really.

    Eat the Turkey

  25. tolga on Thu, 22nd May 2008 5:22 pm 

    looooooool!
    i luv dis song! =)

  26. Kian on Thu, 22nd May 2008 10:42 pm 

    @#17 Ann: So if you don’t like something it’s ok to ruin it for the rest? What the F**K kind of childish attitude is that. GTFO! NOW!

  27. kait on Fri, 23rd May 2008 11:04 pm 

    it’s a really good song , and it is true eastern-europe all vote for eachother

  28. jonti_swe on Sat, 24th May 2008 12:01 am 

    Eastern europe usually have better songs overall, so get over it ok? Something like this will hopefully never win, the Eurovision is not a joke/comedy competition, it’s a song competition ffs!
    I am from Sweden just so you know and not from eastern europe.

  29. Noctifer on Sat, 24th May 2008 10:55 am 

    If you don’t like the song, don’t vote for it; clearly what happened on Tuesday. However, the outrage caused by so-called “joke” entries is ridiculous. How dare people try and entertain us!

    Judging a song as good or bad doesn’t really work. Its all based on the hearer’s own taste, attitude and values. What is appealing to one is not so to another, but there is a simple solution if you really don’t like it - don’t vote for it. If others do in the vast majority, does it really matter?
    It’s a song contest, not best ballad, best pop song, best traditonally influenced song. Humour is a genre, and if its popular, there is a reason for that, and why shouldn’t it get a chance to amuse all of Europe?

  30. Matthias on Sat, 24th May 2008 3:13 pm 

    ireland douze points
    well you didnt pass and live helsinki out of it coool song

  31. hanna on Sun, 8th Jun 2008 10:08 pm 

    that turkey has got something stuck in its troath!! WOOOOHOOO SHAKE YOUR FEATHERS…..if you got any…wich i doubt

  32. nnn on Sun, 7th Dec 2008 1:16 pm 

    if it was a song from eastern europe it would have won for sure…should we rename this festival??? yes of course the new name is …eastern eurovision song contest

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