Bruno Mars – Grenade (Parodija)


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    bagzi94bagzi94
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    [embed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIyHEPCZzLo[/embed]

    Sredi kameru, izoštri mi lice
    Baci pogled na moj ganc novi šešir
    Uzimam ram, na slici sam s nekim
    Zašto je posmatram?
    Ma, razbiću ga!

    Nosim kaubojske cipele
    I držim konopac u ruci,
    Konopac u ruci držao sam
    Obožavam svoju narandžastu majicu
    I prilično skupo odelo,
    Ali… ono što mi ne ide u glavu je

    Zašto sad vučem klavir
    Kajem se što nisam izabrao tastaturu
    Izgleda da usporavam saobraćaj,
    A Deda Mraz je ponovo u gradu
    Znači, pretrpeću svu ovu bol
    Ako mi ovaj karavan ne smrvi mozak
    Osećam kako ide iza mene
    Hvala bogu – zaobišao me!

    (Kašalj)

    I tako vučem, vučem, vučem ga
    Iznenada počinje da pada kiša
    Neki momci su na trotoaru
    S nekim stvarno mrzovoljnim psom
    Lažne tetovaže i sređena frizura
    I njegovi jako ružni prijatelji
    S istim belim majicama na bretele
    Izbacio mi je sliku iz ruke udarcem

    U lice su mi rekli
    Da slika nije loša,
    Mada devojka na njoj
    Ima premalo tetovaža
    Konačno su se sklonili,
    To je sve što sam tražio
    Ali… ono što mi ne ide u glavu je

    Zašto i dalje vučem ovaj klavir
    Sad mi je krivo što nisam
    Ostao kod kuće da kuliram
    Ili, možda, da radim vojne vežbe
    Obija mi se o glavu što nisam vežbao
    Čini mi se da sam
    Došao na kraj puta
    Buljiću u prozor nekog stranca
    Gore je neka devojka,
    Ali ima momka

    Pogledaj u moj klavir,
    Gledaj ga s prozora
    Možeš li mi pozajmiti nešto novca
    Jer uopšte nisam platio ovaj klavir

    Zašto ga i dalje vučem, je**te?!
    Radije bih čašu mokraće progutao
    Ili skočio i kupao se u bazenu sp**me
    Za Božić hoću klavijaturu kao poklon

    Presekao bih k**u napola
    I dao bih ti lepšu polovinu
    Ovom svešteniku se to ne bi svidelo,
    Nekada je svirao sa mnom

    Zatvaram kapiju
    I čekam voz
    Prestani da snimaš
    Pre nego što me voz udari

    Za dlaku! A sad – nazad na posao 😀

    #48582
    SpringSpring
    Keymaster

    why I pull a piano now?

    😀

    #48583
    SpringSpring
    Keymaster

    PS
    a da dodas i tekst na engleskom?

    #48584
    bagzi94bagzi94
    Moderator

    Fix the camera, focus on my face now
    Take, take, take a look
    At my brand new hat
    Picking up a picture frame
    With someone else in
    Why am I looking?
    I think I’ll break it!

    Wearing cowboy shoes
    And a rope around my hand,
    A rope around my hand I had
    I love my orange shirt
    And my quite expensive suit
    But… What I don’t understand it

    Why I pull a piano now
    I wish that I chose a keyboard now
    I think I’m slowing the traffic down
    And Santa Clause is back in town
    So I will go through all this pain
    If this caravan don’t smash my brain
    I feel it driving behind me
    Thank God he missed me!

    (Coughing)

    Drag, drag, dragging through
    Suddenly it rains
    There’s some guys on the pavement
    With a really nasty dog
    Fake tattoos and facial hair
    And really ugly friends
    With matching white tanktops
    Hit the picture off my hand

    He said it to my face
    That the picture wasn’t bad,
    But the girl on it had too few tattoos
    Finally they moved
    It’s all I ever asked
    But… What I don’t understand it

    Why I pull this piano still
    I wish I chose to be home and chill
    Or maybe practice an army drill
    And now I wish I worked out
    I feel like I have
    Come to the end of the road
    I think I’ll stare into a stranger’s window
    Yes, there’s a girl up there,
    But there’s a guy as well

    Take a look at my piano
    You can watch it from your windowpane
    Can you lend a guy a dollar
    ’Cause I never ever paid for my piano, babe

    But why the fu*k do I
    Still go on with this?!
    I’d rather swallow a glass of piss
    Or jump and bathe in a pool of jizz
    I want a keyboard for Christmas

    I would cut my penis in two
    And give the nicer half of it to you
    I guess that priest wouldn’t like that
    He used to play with me

    But now I’ve closed my gate
    I’m waiting for the train
    Stop recording on the frame
    Before the train hits me

    That was close!
    Now back to pulling the piano

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