[Intro]
I don’t know dude…
I think everyone’s all jealous and shit cause I’m like the lead singer of a band dude…
And I think everyone’s got a fuc*ing problem with me dude…
And they need to take it up with me after the show…
Because…

[Chorus:]
These chicks don’t even know the name of my band…
But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands…
Cause once I blow they know that I’ll be the man…
All because I’m the lead singer of my band…

[Verse 1 – Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I’m all like
“Sup ladies, my name’s Slim Shady.
I’m the lead singer in D12 baby”
They’re all like “Oh my god it’s him”
“Becky oh my fuc*in’ god it’s Eminem”
“I swear to fuc*ing god dude you fuc*ing rock”
“Please Marshall please Marshall let me suck your cock”
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my a capellas
All the chicks start yellin’, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it’s kinda like sibling rivalry
Cause they’re back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you’re tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba’s my wife to be
This rock star shit, it’s the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

[Chorus:]
These chicks don’t even know the name of my band…
But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands…
Cause once I blow they know that I’ll be the man…
All because I’m the lead singer of my band…
My band [x9]

[Verse 2 – Swift]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don’t you
Hey dad how come we don’t rap on Pro tools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don’t want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I’m Swift (oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cause my shit is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it’s simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I’m more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin’ jumping jacks whilin’ get whipped on my back

[Verse 3 – Kuniva and Kon Artist]
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin’ he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself taking all the flicks
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain’t goin’ to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I’ma say something
Hey yo Em
([Em:] You got something to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what’s up
Man I’ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain’t even back me up when we supposed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

[Chorus:]
These chicks don’t even know the name of my band…
But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands…
Cause once I blow they know that I’ll be the man…
All because I’m the lead singer of my band…

[Verse 4 – Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Went from sold out arenas to the amusement parks
I’m gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain’t a band bitch we don’t play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find fun in every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can’t make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuc* are you? Where’s Obie and Dre?!)

[Verse 5 – Bizarre]
Goddammit I’m sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuc* the media, I got some suggestions
Fuc* Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who’s D12, how we get started
(But what about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I’m the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I’m cute (hey sexy)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn’t get up
Fuc* D12, I’m outta this band
I’m gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don’t know my name…

[Chorus – Bizarre]
These chicks don’t even know the name of my band…(ha ha)
But they’re all on me like they wanna hold hands…(Fuc* Marshall)
Cause once I blow I know that I’ll be the man…
All because I’m the lead singer of my band…
My Band [6x]
Roxanne
Shanté
Loves me

[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the world…
D12!
[Eminem as a salsa singer]
I’m the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl’s to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl’s wan to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it’s called My Salsa…
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where’d everybody go?)

Prevod pesme

Moj bend

[Uvod]
Ne znam bre…
Ja mislim da su svi ljubomorni i sve u tom stilu jer sam ja glavni pevač u bendu, bre…
I mislim da svi imaju neki j…i problem sa mnom, čoveče…
I trebalo bi da to sa mnom rasprave nakon šoua…
Jer…

[Refren:]
Ove ribe čak ne znaju ni kako se moj bend zove…
Ali me sve saleću kao da bi da se držimo za ruke…
Jer kad ja krenem, one znaju da biću glavna faca…
Sve zbog toga što misle da sam glavni pevač svog benda…

[Strofa 1 – Eminem]
Zato ja siđem s pozornice i mikrofon bacim
Priđem dobrim ribama i sav sam u fazonu
“Ša ima dame, Slim Šejdi moje je ime,
Ja sam glavni pevač u D12 dušo”
One su sve u fazonu “O bože, to je on”
“Beki, bog te j..o to je Eminem”
“J…e, kunem se bogom, čoveče ti si j…o genijalan”
“Maršal, molim te, Maršal, dozvoli mi da ti pop…m”
A do tada, svi tipovi postanu ljubomorni
Posebno kad izbacim ritam i izvodim svoje kapele
Sve ribe počnu da vrište a sve dobre cave
Na pozornicu svoje bruseve i majice i gaćice bace
Tako da otprilike svako veče oni sa mnom zapodenu svađu
Ali kad se tučemo, to je kao rivalstvo među najrođenijima
Jer već naredno veče, opet su sa mnom na pozornici
Čoveče, jednostavno mislim da oni pokušavaju da me zasene
Juče je Kanajva pokušao da me napadne nožem
Jer sam mu rekao da je Džesika Alba moja buduća žena
Ovo sranje oko rok zvezde, to je moj život
A svi ostali tipovi me prosto preziru jer

[Refren:]
Ove ribe čak ne znaju ni kako se moj bend zove…
Ali me sve saleću kao da bi da se držimo za ruke…
Jer kad ja krenem, one znaju da biću glavna faca…
Sve zbog toga što misle da sam glavni pevač svog benda…
Mog benda [x9]

[Strofa 2 – Swift]
Ti bi samo da vidiš crnju kako pada
Hej tata, kako to da mi ne repujemo pro alatima
Razbijemo ove vokale i izvedemo predstavu
Ali mi se vozamo u kombiju a on u turističkom autobusu
Ti ne želiš moj autogram, ti si lažov
I, ne, ja sam Svift (of mislio sam da si Kanajva)
Koji đavo fali toj garderobi
jer moje stvari izgledaju manje od decimale
Vidiš, znam ja da repujem, znaš, to je prosto ali
Sve što sam uradio jeste da sam pročitao knjigu Rasela Simonsa
Tako da sam više netaknut, trudim se da dospem na mapu
Skačem u mestu dok me šibaju po leđima

[Strofa 3 – Kuniva and Kon Artist]
Vidi Ema, malog smrada, misli da je neka faca
Da znam, čoveče, svi samo njega slikaju
Hej, mislio sam da imamo intervju sa DJ Kluom
([Em:] Ne, ja sam imao intervju a ne vas dvojica)
Zakasnićeš na proveru zvuka
Čoveče, ja ne idem na proveru zvuka
Ali naši mikrofoni su sje*ani a njegov uvek odlično zvuči
Znaš šta čoveče, ja ću nešto reći
Hej ti, Em
([Em:] Imaš nešto da kažeš?!)
Ma ne bre
Mislio sam da ćeš mu reći šta imaš, šta je sad
Ma bre, reći ću mu kad budem raspoložen, začepi bre
A ti me ne bi ni podržao a trebalo bi da smo ekipa
Hteo sam da progovorim odmah nakon tebe
Kunem se, kunem se bre

[Refren:]
Ove ribe čak ne znaju ni kako se moj bend zove…
Ali me sve saleću kao da bi da se držimo za ruke…
Jer kad ja krenem, one znaju da biću glavna faca…
Sve zbog toga što misle da sam glavni pevač svog benda…

[Strofa 4 – Proof]
Kažu da je glavni pevač strava ali da grupa nije
Sa rasprodatih arena spali smo na zabavne parkove
Staviću svetu na znanje da je Pruf faca
Trebalo bi da mu isključim mikrofon kad muzika počne
Spreman sam da se brecnem na glupog obožavatelja
Svaki put kad čujem (Hej čoveče, volim tvoj bend)
Nismo mi bend stoko, ne sviramo mi instrumente
Pa zašto onda on dobija 90 a mi 10 posto
A ovi momci u svakom mestu nađu zabavu
([Em:] Pruf, nosi mi torbu)
Smradu, nosi je sam
Ne mogu da dođem do pozornice, isprečilo mi se obezbeđenje
(Ko si ti koji k…? Gde su Obi and Dre?!)

[Strofa 5 – Bizarre]
Dođavola, muka mi je od ove grupe
Vreme je da krenem solo i zaradim nešto
Rekao sam vam da sam pravio ritam i pisao sve stihove
Dok mi Kon Artist nije uvalio krek
U “Lose Yourself” spotu, bio sam u pozadini
“Superman” spotu, bio sam u pozadini
J…š medije, imam par predloga
J…š Maršala, pitajte nas ta pitanja
Npr. ko se D12, kako smo počeli
(Ali šta je sa Eminemom?)
Kučko, jesi ti retardirana?
No, ja sam najpopularniji momak u grupi
Veliki stomak, kučke misle da sam sladak (hej, seksi)
50 mi je rekao da radim sklekove da se zategnem
Uradio sam dva i po i onda nisam mogao da ustanem
J…š D12, odlazim iz ovog benda
Osnovaću grupu sa pravim imenom Roksana

[Eminem]
Devojko, kako ne vidiš da si za mene jedina ti
i jednostavno me razdire činjenica da ti ne znaš kako se ja zovem…

[Refren – Bizarre]
Ove ribe čak ne znaju ni kako se moj bend zove…(ha ha)
Ali me sve saleću kao da bi da se držimo za ruke…(J…š Maršala)
Jer kad ja krenem, one znaju da biću glavna faca…
Sve zbog toga što misle da sam glavni pevač svog benda…
Mog benda [6x]
Roksana
Šante

Voli mene

[Odjava]
Najzgodniji muški bend na svetu…
D12!
[Eminem kao salsa pevač]
Ja sam glavni pevač u svom bendu, za mene sve devojke gaće skidaju
A zbog glavnog pevača mog benda, moje salse
sve lepe devojke  da plešu  žele
Moja salsa, čekajte moj sledeći singl, zove se Moja salsa…
Moja salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, moja salsa
Moja salsa tera sve lepe devojke da plešu
i gaće skidaju
Moja salsa tera sve lepe devojke da plešu
i gaće skidaju, moja salsa
(Gde su svi nestali?)

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