May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorced, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It’s the return of the… “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem

“Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who,” “Yeah, but he’s so cute though!”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
“My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don’t they?
“We ain’t nothing but mammals..” Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus 2X]

‘Cause I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fu*k him and fu*k you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
“But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee!”
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there’s a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don’t give a fu*k like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I’m jackin off with Jergens
And I’m jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming “I don’t give a fu*k!”
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus 4X]

Ha ha
Guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Fu*k it, let’s all stand up

Prevod na srpski

Pravi Slim Šejdi

Molim vas može li malo pažnje?
Molim vas može li malo pažnje?
Molim nek ustane pravi Slim Šejdi
Ponavljam, nek ustane Slim Šejdi
Imaćemo problem…

Vi se svi ponašate kao da prvi put vidite belca
Zinuli ste kao Pam , kao da je Tomi upravo uleteo kroz vrata
i počeo da je tuče gore nego ikad pre
prvo su bili razvedeni, bacao ju je po nameštaju (Ahh!)
To je povratak… “Ah, čekaj, nema šanse, šališ se,
nije rekao ono što mislim da je rekao, jel da?”
a Dr. Dre je rekao… ništa, idioti!
Dr. Dre je mrtav, zaključan je u mom podrumu! (Ha-ha!)
Feministkinje vole Eminema

” Slim Šejdi, muka mi je od njega
Vidi ga, šeta se okolo vatajaći se za znaš već šta
Pokazuje znaš već šta,” “Da, ali baš je sladak!”
Da, verovatno mi fali par dasaka u glavi
ali ništa gore od onog što se dešava u sobama vaših roditelja
Ponekad, imam želju da se pojavim na TV-u i da se jednostavno otkinem, ali ne mogu
mada Tom Green može da naskoči mrtvog losa
“Moja zadnjica je na tvojim usnama, moja zadnjica je na tvojim usnama”
A ako budem imao sreće, možda je poljubiš
i to je poruka koju šaljemo maloj deci
i očekujemo da ne znaju šta je klitoris
naravno da će znati šta je snošaj
dok stignu u četvrti razred
Imaju Discovery kanal, zar ne?
“Mi nismo ništa do sisari..” Dobro, neki od nas su kanibali,
što seciraju druge ljude kao dinje
ali ako možemo skakati na mrtve životinje i antilope
onda nema nikakvog razloga da jedan muškarac i drugi muškarac zajedno ne pobegnu
[*bljak!*] Ali ako osećaš ono što i ja, ja imam protiv otrov
žene, mašite hulahopkama, pevajte refren i ide ovako

[Refren 2X]

Zato što ja sam Slim Šejdi, da ja sam pravi Slim Šejdi
Svi vi ostali Slim Šejdiji samo imitirate
Zato, molim nek ustane pravi Slim Šejdi,
molim nek ustane, molim nek ustane

Vil Smit nema ni psovku u svom repu da bi prodavala njegove ploče;
e pa ja imam, i zato, je*eš njega a je*eš i tebe!
Mislite da me zabole za Gremi?
Pola vas kritičara ne može ni da me svari, a još manje da me podnese
“Ali Slim, šta ako ga dobiješ, zar to ne bi bilo čudno?”
Što? Da bi vi mogli jednostavno lagati da me tu dovučete?
Da me možete posaditi pored Britney Spears?
Sranje, Christina Aguilera, bolje da se menjamo mesta
da bi mogao da sedim pored Carson Daly i Fred Durst
i da ih slušam kako se svađaju kome je prvom pop….
Ti, ku*ko jedna, pojačaj me do daske na MTV-u
“Da, on je sladak, ali mislim da je oženjen sa Kim, hee-hee!”
Trebao bih skinuti njen audio na MP3
i pokazati celom svetu kako si prenela Eminemu seksualno prenosivu bolest
Muka mi je od tebe devojčice i od dečačkih grupa, samo me nervirate
zato sam ovde poslat da vas uništim
a nas ima milion, baš ovakvih kao ja
koji psuju kao ja; koje jednostavno boli ona stvar, kao mene
koji se oblače kao ja; hodaju, govore i ponašaju se kao ja
i imaju šansu da budu na drugom mestu ali ne baš kao ja!

[Refren]

Ja sam, za slušanje, kao neki trip u glavi, jer ja vam serviram samo
ono u vezi čega se, u svojoj dnevnoj sobi, šalite sa svojim drugovima
Jedina razlika je u tome je što ja imam muda da to kažem
pred svima vama i uopšte ne moram da se foliram ili da uvijam
ja samo uzmem mikrofon i zunem
i hteli vi to da priznate ili ne, ja to samo iserem
bolje nego što devedeset posto vas repera može
Onda se pitate kako to da klinci gutaju ove albume kao valijum
Smešno; zato što, ovim tempom, kad budem 30
biću jedini u staračkom koji flertuje
štipka sestre za guzice dok dr… sa Jergens (kremom)
I dr..ali cela ova kesa viagre ne pali
a u svim živima čuči prikriveni Slim Šejdi
Možda radi u Burger Kingu, pljuje na tvoj luk
ili na parkingu, kruži
vrišteći “Zabole me ….!”
sa spuštenim prozorima i pojačanom muzikom
Zato, molim nek ustane pravi Šejdi
i nek podigne jedan od onih prstiju na obe ruke
i budite ponosni što ste ludi i izvan kontrole
i još jednom, najglasnije što mogu, kako ide?

[Refren 4X]

Ha ha
Izgleda da u svima nama čuči neki Slim Šejdi
Ko ga j…, hajde da svi ustanemo

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